CONDUCTOR: Fares, please!
MAN: Trafalgar Square, please.
CONDUCTOR: I'm sorry, sir. I can't change a ten - pound note. Haven't you got any small change?
MAN: I've got no small change, I'm afraid.
CONDUCTOR: I'll ask some of the passengers.
CONDUCTOR: Have you any small change, sir?
1st PASSENGER: I'm sorry. I've got none.
2nd PASSENGER: I haven't got any either.
CONDUCTOR: Can you change this ten - pound note, madam?
3rd PASSENGER: I'm afraid I can't.
4th PASSENGER: Neither can I.
CONDUCTOR: I'm very sorry, sir. You must get off the bus. None of our passengers can change this note. They're all millionaires!
TWO TRAMPS: Except us, conductor.
1st TRAMP: I've got some small change.
2nd TRAMP: So have I.