An ancient bus stopped by a dry river bed and a party of famous actors and actresses got off. Dressed in dark glasses and old clothes, they had taken special precautions so that no one should recognize them. But as they soon discovered, disguises can sometimes be too perfect.
This is a wonderful place for a picnic, said Gloria Gleam.
It couldn't be better, Gloria, Brinksley Meers agreed.
No sooner had they sat down than they found it was surrounded by ants. The ants had been quick to find an entrance to their nest.
I thought you said your dog didn't bite! shouted Aunt Elizabeth to the young man as she bandaged her knee.
It doesn't, said the young man.
These are not my dogs, he added, as soon as four policemen arrived to arrest him.